07 May 2008

A Loser’s Tale

Posted by User ImageSasha Manuel 14017 days ago
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After a night with the new batch of tart-tongued graphic misfits in a series of shorts shirts, here is one loser’s shirt short tale of the tongue-in-cheek humour, wit, and brutal honesty captured in a brilliantly satirical horde courtesy of the genius behind the popular t shirt brand, David & Goliath, Mr. Douchebag Todd Goldman.

If winning a pair of purple socks after almost running over a lady out of sheer competitiveness for saying “David & Goliath” backwards had made the experience memorably funny, having to sit through the whole thing with Gabe Mercado and his SPIT — er, that’s Silly People Improv Theater, silly — holding the mic had made everything friggin’ hilariously fun and I mean, tears-in-your-eyes-and-willing-them-to-stop-cuz-your-tummy-already-hurts-from-all-the-laughing sort of fun.

D&G + SPIT = Barrels of Laugh

Rather than bore you with inane details about the event, I’ll just entertain you guys with some visuals. It’s not much but it’ll do for now.


D&G, Sophie Laughs
Sophie Uy laughs. Yes, it was THAT funny!

D&G Exec
Some exec from David & Goliath. I’m so bad with names. Gah.

D&G, Markku with Mr. Loser
Markku Seguerra poses with Mr. Loser himself

D&G, Joey
Joey Climaco pining for Mr. Jerk

Sasha @ D&G Event
That’s me

Seeing that the Little Loser event at Mag:net Cafe just happened last night, I’m still waiting on other photos to emerge. I’ll probably add on photos or links as they’re made available.

Mini Roll call:
Miss Spoiled Brat
Mr. Fartface
Mr. Drunk
Mr. Well-Hung
Miss Snob
Miss Gossip Queen
Mr. Fancy Pants
Mr. Loser
Miss Lush
Miss Boobjob
Miss Tease
Miss Miserable
Mr. Pimp
Mr. Stoner
Miss B.J.
Miss Gold Digger
Miss Priss
Mr. Tight Wad
Mr. Sugardaddy
Mr. Jerk
Miss Anorexic
Miss Bitch
Miss Know It All
Mr. Cheater

Total Little Loser Population: 57
Available in Stores: 21
SRP: Php 995.00

David & Goliath Store Locations:

Bonifacio High Street
Greenbelt 5
Power Plant Mall
Rustan’s Makati
TriNoma
Robinsons Place Manila Midtown

But if you want to save on gas, you can shop online over at www.davidandgoliathtees.com.

Personal Pick: Miss Spoiled Brat (I was going to go for Miss Supermodel but I reckon the former suits me better. LMAO.) I reckon that’s ‘who’ I’m going to spend the GC (part of the David & Goliath Loot from the event) on.

D&G Press Kit plus Loot

What about you guys? Have you settled on a Little Loser? Share!

Related Read: Shop Find: David & Goliath

Last Photo© 2008 Sasha Manuel; the rest are courtesy of Rico Mossesgeld

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17 Responses to “A Loser’s Tale”

no imageBaklang AJ (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 8:23 am

Not sure but I think that D&G exec’s name is John (Jon?) Syjangco. hihihi

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no imageSasha Manuel (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 8:27 am

Awesome. His name’s not in the press kit and I missed the intro welcoming him to the podium. Silly Sasha.

Thanks AJ! :)

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no imageBaklang AJ (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 9:02 am

anytime! You know I don’t miss out on names of cute execs! lol ;)

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no imageSophie (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 9:04 am

I almost cried laughing and looked like it. LOL. No eyes!

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no imagedee (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

i saw this here in SG! dunno what name nga lang haha also very popular here

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no imageSasha Manuel (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

AJ: LOL. I’ll try to remember to go to you for them names next time. Good taste by the way. ;)

Sophie: Yea, I told you that it’s one good photo, eh? So candid! You were clearly having a great time. I love the photo! :D

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no imageSasha Manuel (Check me out!) : May 7th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

Dee: I reckon David & Goliath has stores worldwide. I wouldn’t be surprised if Singapore has them, too. :lol:

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no imagePhoebe (Check me out!) : May 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am

I am soooo settled with Miss Can’t Afford Me!! Why? Cause am not poooooor! LOL (sorry guys…personal joke!)

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no imagenix (Check me out!) : May 8th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

Hi Sasha! Thanks for coming last night! ;) btw, the D&G exec’s name is Jon Syjuco. :) *cutsie sophie’s shot here*

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no imageSasha Manuel (Check me out!) : May 8th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

Thanks. Yea, I like Sophie’s photo here, too. :)

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no imagenoemi (Check me out!) : May 8th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

because of some loser bloggers lately that have defamed me, I am “Miss Bitch”. tee hee.

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no imageSasha Manuel (Check me out!) : May 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am

I can’t imagine you ever suitable for a Miss Bitch tee. But if they’re a bunch of mean people then, by all means, be one. I reckon they had it coming. ;)

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