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A Loser’s Tale

7 May 2008 923 views 21 Comments

After a night with the new batch of tart-tongued graphic misfits in a series of shorts shirts, here is one loser’s shirt short tale of the tongue-in-cheek humour, wit, and brutal honesty captured in a brilliantly satirical horde courtesy of the genius behind the popular t shirt brand, David & Goliath, Mr. Douchebag Todd Goldman.

If winning a pair of purple socks after almost running over a lady out of sheer competitiveness for saying “David & Goliath” backwards had made the experience memorably funny, having to sit through the whole thing with Gabe Mercado and his SPIT — er, that’s Silly People Improv Theater, silly — holding the mic had made everything friggin’ hilariously fun and I mean, tears-in-your-eyes-and-willing-them-to-stop-cuz-your-tummy-already-hurts-from-all-the-laughing sort of fun.

D&G + SPIT = Barrels of Laugh

Rather than bore you with inane details about the event, I’ll just entertain you guys with some visuals. It’s not much but it’ll do for now.


D&G, Sophie Laughs
Sophie Uy laughs. Yes, it was THAT funny!

D&G Exec
Some exec from David & Goliath. I’m so bad with names. Gah.

D&G, Markku with Mr. Loser
Markku Seguerra poses with Mr. Loser himself

D&G, Joey
Joey Climaco pining for Mr. Jerk

Sasha @ D&G Event
That’s me

Seeing that the Little Loser event at Mag:net Cafe just happened last night, I’m still waiting on other photos to emerge. I’ll probably add on photos or links as they’re made available.

Mini Roll call:
Miss Spoiled Brat
Mr. Fartface
Mr. Drunk
Mr. Well-Hung
Miss Snob
Miss Gossip Queen
Mr. Fancy Pants
Mr. Loser
Miss Lush
Miss Boobjob
Miss Tease
Miss Miserable
Mr. Pimp
Mr. Stoner
Miss B.J.
Miss Gold Digger
Miss Priss
Mr. Tight Wad
Mr. Sugardaddy
Mr. Jerk
Miss Anorexic
Miss Bitch
Miss Know It All
Mr. Cheater

Total Little Loser Population: 57
Available in Stores: 21
SRP: Php 995.00

David & Goliath Store Locations:

Bonifacio High Street
Greenbelt 5
Power Plant Mall
Rustan’s Makati
TriNoma
Robinsons Place Manila Midtown

But if you want to save on gas, you can shop online over at www.davidandgoliathtees.com.

Personal Pick: Miss Spoiled Brat (I was going to go for Miss Supermodel but I reckon the former suits me better. LMAO.) I reckon that’s ‘who’ I’m going to spend the GC (part of the David & Goliath Loot from the event) on.

D&G Press Kit plus Loot

What about you guys? Have you settled on a Little Loser? Share!

Related Read: Shop Find: David & Goliath

Last Photo© 2008 Sasha Manuel; the rest are courtesy of rico.mossesgeld.com

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21 Comments »

  • Baklang AJ said:

    Not sure but I think that D&G exec’s name is John (Jon?) Syjangco. hihihi

    # 7 May 2008 at 8:23 am
  • Sasha Manuel said:

    Awesome. His name’s not in the press kit and I missed the intro welcoming him to the podium. Silly Sasha.

    Thanks AJ! :)

    # 7 May 2008 at 8:27 am
  • Baklang AJ said:

    anytime! You know I don’t miss out on names of cute execs! lol ;)

    # 7 May 2008 at 9:02 am
  • Sophie said:

    I almost cried laughing and looked like it. LOL. No eyes!

    # 7 May 2008 at 9:04 am
  • dee said:

    i saw this here in SG! dunno what name nga lang haha also very popular here

    # 7 May 2008 at 3:14 pm
  • Sasha Manuel said:

    AJ: LOL. I’ll try to remember to go to you for them names next time. Good taste by the way. ;)
    Sophie: Yea, I told you that it’s one good photo, eh? So candid! You were clearly having a great time. I love the photo! :D

    # 7 May 2008 at 3:14 pm
  • Sasha Manuel said:

    Dee: I reckon David & Goliath has stores worldwide. I wouldn’t be surprised if Singapore has them, too. :lol:

    # 7 May 2008 at 5:09 pm
  • Phoebe said:

    I am soooo settled with Miss Can’t Afford Me!! Why? Cause am not poooooor! LOL (sorry guys…personal joke!)

    # 8 May 2008 at 10:13 am
  • Sasha Manuel said:

    LMAO :mrgreen:

    # 8 May 2008 at 10:25 am
  • nix said:

    Hi Sasha! Thanks for coming last night! ;) btw, the D&G exec’s name is Jon Syjuco. :) *cutsie sophie’s shot here*

    # 8 May 2008 at 5:18 pm
  • Sasha Manuel said:

    Thanks. Yea, I like Sophie’s photo here, too. :)

    # 8 May 2008 at 6:07 pm
  • noemi said:

    because of some loser bloggers lately that have defamed me, I am “Miss Bitch”. tee hee.

    # 8 May 2008 at 10:17 pm
  • Bloggers Suck at the Little Losers Party » A Filipina Mom Blogger » said:

    [...] Aileen Migs Jehzlau Phoebe Jayvee Jeric Cecile Shari Poyt AJ Arpee Chicken Mafia Brian Jason Tiffany Therese Sophie Sasha [...]

    # 8 May 2008 at 10:17 pm
  • I want this Little Loser said:

    [...] is this little Miss Spoiled Brat of David & Goliath. Twas funny that when I arrived at the Little Losers event and saw a bunch of the Little Loser shirts pinned on the makeshift clothes line prop, their way of [...]

    # 9 May 2008 at 12:29 am
  • Losers Can Be Winners After All! « Here’s to Life! said:

    [...] Sasha [...]

    # 9 May 2008 at 2:40 am
  • Beauty Bloggers, Little Losers said:

    [...] a non-beauty event early this week. There I met up with other beauty bloggers who couldn’t resist the urge to [...]

    # 9 May 2008 at 6:01 am
  • Sasha Manuel said:

    I can’t imagine you ever suitable for a Miss Bitch tee. But if they’re a bunch of mean people then, by all means, be one. I reckon they had it coming. ;)

    # 9 May 2008 at 10:59 am
  • What sort of "Little Loser" can a Rockstar be? | fritzified.com said:

    [...] Losers Party Phoebe: Because we are all L-O-S-E-R-S Poyt: Mr. Fartface - my dream date Sasha: A Loser’s Tale Shari: I’ve a ‘BLOGGERS SUCK’ shirt from David & Goliath! Sophie: I Am Such [...]

    # 14 May 2008 at 3:10 pm
  • Dianne said:

    I wish they could open a David and Goliath here in Baguio. We need more witty tees!

    # 25 November 2008 at 1:21 am
  • january said:

    loving the prints and the colors… i got a green one from a friend :)

    # 27 November 2008 at 1:15 pm
  • annabel choy said:

    ive seen alot of ‘bloggers sucks’ shirt lately and i believe its from davidandgoliath? and oh yeah, the exec is cute :D

    # 28 November 2008 at 12:50 am

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